I like
travel, as you might know, It is fun and broadens your mind. Once I went on
holiday to some nice places and had fun.
Fun was apparently invented by the ancient egyptians in around 1975 as a reaction against the more barbarian idea of mirth that was sweeping the world. Slapstick was becoming the most important form of comedy, and jokes were being largely ignored. Shame.
Anyway, Egyptians were having so much fun, that they decided to build the world's biggest theme park with roller coasters and everything, and invited Elvis Presley to come and open it. They build some pyramids and a desert over the jungles and tennis courts of North Africa, and people got really excited about the whole thing. everyone from all over the world booked
flights and came to ancient Egypt on holiday. It was lots of fun.
Then, a week before the theme park opened, the King of Rock and Roll -
Elvis Presley died at his home in Memphis, and the opening ceremony had to be cancelled.
The Egyptian governemnt could no longer afford the cost of keeping the theme park - and without the chance to see Elvis "fat" Presley sweating through a rendition of "Suspicious Minds", no-one was interested in coming.
The park quickly fell into ruin, and all the rides were sold off to
Disney.
Soon all that was left was the opulent Pyramid hotel, although all the furniture had to be sold off after the
Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas sued the Pharoah corporation for stealing the design, and the windows were bricked up.
As the 1980s dawned, the whole area was falling into disrepair, and becoming a huge burden on both of Egypt's tax payers.
The upswing in new age ideas and alternative cultures was a blessing for the Egyptian government, and they reinvented the Giza area as a tourist attraction, claiming that the ruins were thousands of years old. Everyone loved the idea, it was brilliant, and people flew to Egypt once more in order to stare open mouthed at the big pyramids.
The idea was so successful, that the American government bought a large selection of other pyramids and installed them across Mexico as a tourist attraction for Americans to enjoy. This was due in part to the invention a few years earlier of the Hamburger, which had had a massive effect on American bottoms, and made them unsuitable for
cheap flights, as they were too heavy.